thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via fancy-gamer)

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(via dutchster)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via joshpeck)

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via stepford-husband)

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

(via jakmehoff)

23skidoome said: Write 10 facts about yourself then pass this along to 10 of your favorite followers! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

1) I have an insatiable love for Taco Bell.
2) My favorite color is dark teal.
3) The autumn is the best time of the year, hands down.
4) I will eat anything with peaches in it.
5) I absolutely cANNOT STANd the sight, feel, or thought of cotton balls.
6) I hate the words pun, poise, and porpoise.
7) I have 13 favorite animals. including: giraffes, otters, barn owls, brown bears, blue whales, fox, penguins, sea turtles, squirrels, elands, ocelots, leafy sea dragons, and ravens/crows.
8) I want said animals in a giant college leg tattoo, the equivalent of a sleeve for an arm but rather on my leg.
9) I’ve had around 6 near death experiences so far in my life time.
10) someday, and somehow, I will be rich and successful and there is no one on this earth that is going to hold me back from rising for the shit hole that has been my life so far.

Anonymous said: Were in the same city that's amazing because I love your blog!!!

oh my gosh thank you so much!!! and isn’t this place amazing? seriously there is always something to do in Columbus :)

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

(via fuck-yeah-im-not-straight)

bahamvt:

straight girl: all the hot guys are gay

me: *shows her grindr*

straight girl: image

(via bmiesle)

firelorcl:

my love life summed up in one image

firelorcl:

my love life summed up in one image

(via fr33kinmatt)

uclafratjockn2cock:

I wanna do him with my Real & Sexy bro……………. 

uclafratjockn2cock:

I wanna do him with my Real & Sexy bro……………. 

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